
One must:
Endure miles and miles of turbulent, bumpy roads;
Sleep in basic campsites in a 2-man tent;

Flap the dishes dry;
Taste poison on occasion when ingesting too much bug spray;
Remove layers of dust and dirt with baby wipes;
Or brave a “ish-ish” cold shower;
And bear the stench of a series of long drop toilets.
As grim as that may sound, that's all part of the fun when you travel over land to experience the REAL "Africa Africa"...and it was well worth it.


(The Masai at dawn at Amboseli National Park)
WEEK ONE & TWO: SAFARI IN KENYA & TANZANIA
*Seeing the pink stripe of flamingos along Lake Nakuru and observing the dinosaur-like white Rhino.
*Spotting hippos while boating across Lake Naivasha and stopping to take a walk with the giraffes


*Biking alongside zebras and impalas at Hells Gate National Park and doing a challenging trek through the picturesque gorge (where they filmed Tomb Raider and where they did the sketches for the Lion King)
*Indulging in a lukewarm, but locally brewed, Tusker beer, overlooking the intriguing town of Narok
*Watching thousands of wildebeest hoofs thunder across the Masai Mara's rolling plains.
*Gazing at the most intensely-colored evening sunset (Masai Mara)
*Spotting Africa's "Big 5": lion, leopard, elephant, buffalo, rhino

*taking in the brilliant colors of the Masai women's brightly patterned clothing
*Watching the Masai warriors jump to win the ladies and listening to the unfamiliar sounds in song
*Chowing down on endless rounds of meat at Nairobi's famous Carnivore Restaurant (also considered one of the world's top 50 restaurants)
*Catching a cheetah kill an antelope at the foot of Mount Kilimanjaro and coming face to face with the African Elephant (Amboseli National Park)

*Observing ruffled feathers and exaggerated movements of ostrich mating in the Serengeti
*Witnessing hungry hyenas scavenge over a wildebeest carcass at Ngorongoro Crater

*Bargaining with merchants (and gaining a reputation for my negotiation skills & the "Stone Cold" face)
*Watching the booties on the dance floor
AND--
*Collecting African recipes from Noah, fighting like Jackie Chan, and learning the Swahili lyrics to "Jambo Jambo" (theme song of the trip)
...all to walk away,
charmed, to say the least!
I'd be lying if I said it was easy,
(William and his toothbrush)

but it sure was great.
(Serengeti)
(Mt. Kilimanjaro)
3 Cheers to my awesome Aussie Safari Crew!
Enjoy your t-shirts!
and a BIG shout out to my amazing tentmate Louise!
Happy Feet